Trick or Treat

What's not to love about Halloween? You get to artfully carve a pumpkin (Kelly), buy scary tacky decorations (me), hang out with your neighbours and make pathetic jokes with the kids who come to take your candy. This year's pumpkin got a lot of appreciative comments from the Halloweeners:

They liked my skull and green monster too. Too bad one of them liked the skull so much they stole it.

Though no one on our street can compete with our neighbour Bill's Bungalow of Blood, we at least can spit fire:


And cast an eerie glow:


Not mention feed the local squirrel population for a couple days:
Excuse me, but would you mind...


... if I just tried a morsel or two?


I have a very modest appetite and will just have a wee smackeral.

Yeah, right.